1. They don't sell the dog food you feed your dogs at any grocery store or Petsmart.
2. The flavor of your dog's food is "duck & oatmeal"
3. On the front of the bag, there is a picture of a duck carcass surrounded by hearty vegetables, acai berry, and pomegranates
4. You frantically grab a poptart while running out the door because you didn't have time to eat breakfast since you were slaving away hand mixing the dogs dry food and wet food to perfectly blended combination
5. It takes them 20 minutes to actually decide to eat their "holistic and rich with oleic acid that helps penetrate the cell membranes to keep them supple" dog food once they finally realize that "people food" is out of the question
Sorry Momawalt, I just had to out you and fancy-schmancy pups.
ohhhhh its true.... Princess Fanny & King Omar have been misplaced from their palace & happen to be kickin' it on Trapp turf for a while. Unfortunately, their visions of ducks, pomogranates, and sugar plum fairies will have to be put on the shelf for the time being.
2 comments:
I have a feeling your mom would be apalled to know that we used to feed Noah and Buster Ol' Roy dog food... the Wal-mart brand!
You are so great at writing, I love reading your blogs!! Give the pups some pets for me, I like those doggies :)
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